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Frustration...

Mon Feb 23, 2009, 2:42 PM
  • Mood: Screwed
  • Listening to: Dimension Hatross
  • Reading: THE signs
  • Watching: myself spin HORRIBLY out of control
  • Playing: knick-knack on my thumb?
  • Eating: the inside of my cheek
  • Drinking: Pepto-B and flat Cherry coke...
Why is it that I can freeform babble for hours about my (or anyone else's) creative endeavors, offering any number of critical arguments, for and against, with unbridled passion, but when instructed to write an artist's statement I become an inarticulate, drooling, and bull-headed mouth-breather physically incapable of effective communication, who would rather let syphlitic raccoons chew my face off than suffer the agony of picking up a freaking pencil?

What the hell gives?

"Write an artist's statement" becomes "Sum up your life, all of your loves, hates and influences; EVERYTHING that makes you and what you do relevant as a human being in about a page and a half or less, and don't get too wordy,'cause nobody likes that... And while your at it, would you mind letting those syphlitic raccoons have a knosh on you mug?

If you really give a damn (even a little one) about my art and wanna know the how or why of it, just ask me (or hold still long enough and I'll just start telling you). But for crying out loud, PUH-LEEEEZ don't make me try to put it on paper... In words...
Please?
I mean it, this is not even remotely funny.

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  • Current Residence: On the edge... Of something. Big and scary.
  • Interests: Analyzing the creative process, obsessing, agonizing, sleeping.
  • Favourite movie: Right now, Devil's Rejects... Tomorrow, maybe the Fox and the Hound.
  • Favourite band or musician: Looking for thrash metal/dancehall fusion, with a hint of samba.
  • Favourite genre of music: Stuff that goes "GRRRR"! Mon.
  • Favourite artist: For today: Joachim Luetke http://www.luetke.com/
  • Favourite poet or writer: Katherine Dunn, Irvine Welsh
  • Favourite photographer: Sally Mann, Wayne Martin Belger
  • Favourite style of art: Anything that holds a piece of the artist's soul.
  • Operating System: You will have to ask my creator. My guess? Human v. 1.whatever...
  • MP3 player of choice: Anything NOT Apple... They blow goats.
  • Shell of choice: I prefer the term carapace thank you.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Yellow
  • Skin of choice: tingling
  • Favourite game: Getting pissed off and going to walmart
  • Favourite gaming platform: One that is really high so you can get hurt when you fall off.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Toss up between Mandy and Gaz
  • Personal Quote: "Imagining is a dangerous occupation." "Art is a compulsion." "F**K Babylon
  • Tools of the Trade: MiXeD mEdIa... And instability.

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hey.. i just wanted to drop by and say hi, and i'm quite interested in some of your works.. your concepts and such.. would you be up for some discussions? x

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I just had a browse through your gallery, stranger! You have some amazing stuff! :wow: Watching you indeedy! χ♥χ

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Interesting stuff :) I love the cats the most, but thats just because I miss my own.

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how have you been??? nah... just ran out of money and a way to work... and other stuff, so i had to go home. things have been decent. i do plan on visiting the boro once i get enough money up. i shall let you know in advance. anyway, later, im gonna crash

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